Why I Don't Live in Northern Canada

According to this story (from ESPN.com no less) a mother in Northern Quebec fought off a polar bear long enough so that her kids could run away and her brother could shoot it four times.

(I will resist the labored attempt to make a Dick Cheney joke. But do you think that this whole port thing is just the WH's attempt to get his unpopular mug off the front pages?)

(What you thought I would go a whole entry without taking a shot at Junior and the gang? Not likely.)